My parents forgot and so did my kids. After 50, they are like onions. During cold seasons, the best companion would be someone who can provide some fire and warmth. It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet. Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list.
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But of course one Friday led to another, and before I knew it, that, too, was a standing engagement. Would you like to be added to my mailing list? Of course, it helped that I hardly ever had to see them — the women, I mean. I guess mostly it struck me as odd because of the age difference. I heard the clinking of ice cubes and the soft phhht of a bottle being opened.
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After all, I probably seemed as old to them as they seemed young to me. It was very rare that I lost the battle over going dutch with men. Again I forced myself back to reality. More importantly, I wondered whether it would work for me. He was staring at the ground, the expression on his face betraying nothing. Sometimes the troubleshooting is tough.
But before I could answer, I saw the one of the defensemen hurtling towards the boards and sprang to my feet to take his place. And the way I figure it, I might as well tell the whole story. Because while I was very happy for my characters and the successful conclusion of their triangular romance, I was also a bit miffed when I read it. They took turns while I whimpered and groaned, naughtily shifting my hips so that my skirt rode up higher, exposing the lace panties already damp with my dew. You can therefore imagine my shock when I discovered that it did change the friendship, and almost immediately. Or perhaps you meant for an older woman? Here I was in my late thirties, with no husband or children and no particular desire for either yet.